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• American Watch
  • Bush Effect
    • The Shrub, the Patriot Act and Yet Another Great Acronym - (30 May 2005)
    • Shot, Blown Up, Arrested or just Lynched - (15 Jun 2005)
    • Osama and the Power of Nightmares - (20 Jun 2005)
    • Phan Van Khai meets The Shrub - (21 Jun 2005)
    • I Just Don't Get This American Impeachment Business - (30 Jun 2005)
    • George Being The Good 'Ol Boy Again - (4 Aug 2005)
    • The Inarticulate Shrub - (11 Aug 2005)
    • The Number Of Ways They Hate Freedom - (24 Aug 2005)
    • The Reds Are Coming, The Reds Are Coming - (27 Aug 2005)
    • Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal From Crawford - (29 Aug 2005)
    • America's Shame - (3 Sep 2005)
    • Lucky Bush, Unlucky America - (4 Sep 2005)
    • The Shrub, The Incompetent Horseman And The Alaskan Bridge - (5 Sep 2005)
    • Bush Doing The Job He Was Hired To Do - (9 Sep 2005)
    • Welcome To The United States Of Halliburton - (12 Sep 2005)
    • Big Brother Bush - (25 Oct 2005)
    • Volunteer Needed - (30 Oct 2005)
    • Image Of The Day #1 - (5 Nov 2005)
    • The Shrub, Kyoto And Montreal - (10 Dec 2005)
    • The Prophecy Of Huey Long And Warning Of Frank Church - (27 Dec 2005)
    • What ICANN Can Do Now - (29 Dec 2005)
    • The Misadventure Of George Bush - (18 Jan 2006)
    • Image Of The Day #2 - (18 Jan 2006)
    • Putting Fox News Into Historical Context - (26 Jan 2006)
    • The Shrub And The 500 Broken Laws - (26 Jan 2006)
    • Image Of The Day #3 - (29 Jan 2006)
    • Did Someone Postpone The Rapture? - (8 Feb 2006)
    • What Was That The Shrub Said About Democracy In The Middle East? - (14 Feb 2006)
    • Squeaky Clean Florida - (24 Feb 2006)
    • The Lysistrata Option - (2 Mar 2006)
    • Homeland Security Happily Accepts Mastercard - (4 Mar 2006)
    • I'm Not Generally A Conspiracy Theorist - No Really - (29 Mar 2006)
    • The Bush Dynasty - (1 Apr 2006)
    • French TV Channel Feels It Has To Edit The Shrub - (4 Apr 2006)
    • In The Court Of The Crawford Caligula - (23 Apr 2006)
    • American Paranoia - (19 May 2006)
    • The Age Of Contrition? - (28 May 2006)
    • Tunnel Vision - (8 Jul 2006)
    • The West Wing - (13 Jul 2006)
    • Move Right, Right, Right A Bit More - (15 Jul 2006)
    • Bush V Bush - (21 Jul 2006)
    • Here We Go Again - (14 Sep 2006)
    • Goodbye America, It's Been Good To Know You - (29 Sep 2006)
    • Give Me Some Of That Old Style Diplomacy - (4 Oct 2006)
    • The Hype, The Fear, The Reality And The Fake Boarding Pass - (1 Nov 2006)
    • Dear Americans - (6 Nov 2006)
    • Bush, Rummy And The Herman Goering School Of Politics - (8 Nov 2006)
    • I'll Be A Better President Than You Were - (13 Nov 2006)
    • Those 'Unlawful Enemy Combatants' At Fox News - (15 Nov 2006)
    • Calling Seattle, Calling Seattle, Come In Please Seattle - (14 Dec 2006)
  • Patriot Act
    • US Selection Of Terrorists - (27 Jul 2005)
    • Dinner, Rock And Roll And A Little Book Burning - (29 Jan 2007)
    • America Needs To Ask Itself Who Are The Real Terrorists - (23 Oct 2007)

• Comment and Opinion
  • Dear Tony
    • Dear Tony #1 - (4 Sep 2005)
    • Dear Tony #2 - (5 Sep 2005)
    • Dear Tony #3 - (4 Nov 2005)
    • Dear Tony #4 - (17 Dec 2005)
    • Dear Tony #5 - (31 Dec 2005)
    • Dear Tony #6 - (29 Jan 2006)
    • Dear Tony #7 - (24 Feb 2006)
    • Dear Tony #8 - (8 May 2006)
    • Dear Tony #9 - (14 Dec 2006)
  • Environment
    • My Globally Warmed Wisteria - (19 Apr 2008)
    • Wisteria Magic - (12 May 2008)
  • Europe
    • The EU are Happy with Microsoft - At Last - (6 Jun 2005)
    • President Chirac's Dilemma - (14 Jun 2005)
    • Jacques Chirac and Lost Diplomacy - (5 Jul 2005)
    • I'll Not Budge 2.54 Centimetres - (28 Aug 2005)
    • The French And Their Love Of Annoying The English - (15 Sep 2005)
    • Whittling Away... - (17 Sep 2005)
    • Relatively Speaking - (21 Nov 2005)
    • Exponential Europe - (28 Nov 2005)
    • What The Germans and The British Have In Common - (19 Dec 2005)
    • Financing The European Union Commission Report From July 2004 - (22 Dec 2005)
    • European Equality - (4 Jan 2006)
    • Another Dose Of European Democracy In Action - (20 Jun 2006)
    • Democracy - European Style - (10 May 2007)
    • Twelve Million Pounds Worth Of Fruit And Veg - (29 Oct 2007)
    • Shoot Me Now - (15 Nov 2007)
  • Freedom
    • Smoking - (18 Feb 2006)
    • Insulting Horses - (18 Feb 2006)
    • Patio Heaters - (19 Feb 2006)
    • Too Heavy To Handle - (19 Feb 2006)
    • The Last Kiss - (20 Feb 2006)
    • Parliament Not Required - (20 Feb 2006)
    • Looking Back In Horror - (25 Feb 2006)
    • Public Silence - (27 Feb 2006)
    • Police 'Bloggers' Warned - (5 Mar 2006)
    • Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep - (7 Mar 2006)
    • Abuse Of The Parliament Act - (7 Mar 2006)
    • Goodbye England - (8 Mar 2006)
    • SOCA - (4 Apr 2006)
    • It Bloody Well Is A Freedom Issue - (15 May 2007)
    • The Whining Has Started - (16 Jun 2007)
    • Is There Anywhere Left? - (17 Oct 2007)
  • History
    • Do NASA Do Anything Right These Days? - (15 Aug 2006)
    • Honest Abe - (18 Dec 2006)
    • A Date With History - (1 Apr 2007)
    • What Dennis Said To Maggie - (11 Jul 2007)
    • When History Becomes History - (7 Aug 2007)
    • The Humble Ampersand - (1 May 2008)
  • Life in England
    • Have A Nice Day - (26 May 2005)
    • Trying to say Goodbye to the Couch Potato - (20 Jun 2005)
    • It Was A Cold And Stormy Night... - (6 Jul 2005)
    • Britains Sacred Way of Life - (7 Jul 2005)
    • Three Out Of Four Brits Would Trade Civil Liberties - (22 Aug 2005)
    • Welcome To Newark Englander - (30 Aug 2005)
    • Are You Thinking Of Christmas? - (4 Sep 2005)
    • Answering The Call For An English National Anthem - (17 Sep 2005)
    • Brave New World - (26 Sep 2005)
    • Why Are British Hotels So Often Bloody Awful? - (28 Sep 2005)
    • Inhaling The Big Lie Anti-Smoking Nanny Spins - (10 Nov 2005)
    • Full Of The Joys Of Christmas - Honest - (20 Dec 2005)
    • Trumps - (4 Jan 2006)
    • Diamond In The Rough - (10 Jan 2006)
    • The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side Of The Road - (19 Jan 2006)
    • Are Marketing People On The Same Page As Everyone Else? - (25 Jan 2006)
    • The Pyjama Game - (29 Jan 2006)
    • I Was Brought Up To Believe... - (5 Feb 2006)
    • Where Did All The Shops Go? - (15 Feb 2006)
    • England And Saint George - (23 Apr 2006)
    • A Kick Right Up The Witanagemot - (25 May 2006)
    • It Must Be Awful To Be British But Not English - (27 May 2006)
    • Just Maybe, Sometimes - (2 Jun 2006)
    • Mobilespeak - (3 Jun 2006)
    • The WI Takes A Stand In The War Against Packaging - (20 Jun 2006)
    • The Country Formerly Known As England - (25 Jun 2006)
    • Cigarettes And Lager And Wild, Wild Women - (16 Sep 2006)
    • What Does The Open University And Tescos Have In Common? - (19 Sep 2006)
    • Are The English Not A Race? - (20 Oct 2006)
    • So How Are You Liking These Darker Evenings? - (31 Oct 2006)
    • The Confusion Of Racism With Intolerance - (5 Nov 2006)
    • Rural Congestion - (8 Dec 2006)
    • When Your Chewing Gum Loses It's Flavour - (4 Jan 2007)
    • Environmental Hazard - (10 Jan 2007)
    • The Plains, The Ditches, The Rains And The Floods - (27 Jan 2007)
    • Police State - (8 Feb 2007)
    • The Quentin Willson Effect - (10 Feb 2007)
    • The Mother, The Toddler, The Yob And The Food Wrapper - (26 Feb 2007)
    • This Green And Pleasant Land - (6 Mar 2007)
    • Dumb And Dumber - (22 Apr 2007)
    • Googling St. George's Day - (23 Apr 2007)
    • Fundraising For Crime - (14 May 2007)
    • Government Plus IT Equals Failure - (18 May 2007)
    • Two And A Half Years - (16 Jun 2007)
    • The Long, Hot, Dry Summer - (19 Jun 2007)
    • British Strawberries From Surrey - (27 Jun 2007)
    • Whatever Happened To The English? - (30 Jul 2007)
    • What A Load Of Rubbish - (8 Aug 2007)
    • The Uniform Effect - (13 Aug 2007)
    • You're A Very Naughty Boy - (22 Aug 2007)
    • Saying Goodbye To The Chaos - (22 Aug 2007)
    • The Pregnancy Sponge - (10 Sep 2007)
    • Finding St. George #1 - (11 Sep 2007)
    • It's Time Brenda Came To The Rescue - (20 Sep 2007)
    • It Was Only A Matter Of Time - (28 Sep 2007)
    • The State Of Customer Service In The English State - (21 Oct 2007)
    • What England Means To Me - (27 Oct 2007)
    • By Jove! It's Biggles. - (2 Nov 2007)
    • Finding St. George #2 - (3 Dec 2007)
    • Look What They've Done To My Song - (6 Dec 2007)
    • Go North, Young Man - (11 Feb 2008)
    • Bring Back Hattie Jacques - (12 Feb 2008)
    • Finding St. George #3 - (13 Feb 2008)
    • Must Be The Wrong Sort Of Triangles - (14 Feb 2008)
    • 999 - (27 Feb 2008)
    • Barry The Plumber - (19 Mar 2008)
    • Finding St. George #4 - (22 Mar 2008)
    • Oh Dear! St. George Would Be Cross - (6 Apr 2008)
    • Finding St. George #5 - (22 Apr 2008)
    • The Metal Forest - (30 Apr 2008)
    • Local Deforestation - (9 May 2008)
    • Me, The Tree, The Farmer And James - (14 May 2008)
    • I, Racist - (18 May 2008)
    • Cough, Cough, Gotcha - (8 Jul 2008)
    • Regal Knobs - (14 Jul 2008)
    • Spellchecking And The Rise Of Feminism - (24 Jul 2008)
  • Media
    • BBC News 24 Again and Again - (4 Dec 2005)
    • The Lowest Common Denominator Just Got Lower - (23 Jan 2006)
    • Doing The Unthinkable - (3 May 2006)
    • Five Minutes Of Fame - (5 Jun 2006)
    • Wash My Ears Out With Soap And Water - (10 Aug 2006)
    • Weatherspeak - (28 Aug 2006)
    • Sentenced By The Media - (6 Sep 2006)
    • That's Entertainment - (12 Apr 2007)
    • News From The Sky - (28 Jul 2007)
    • One In Every Room - (17 Jan 2008)
    • Liberated - (25 Apr 2008)
    • Through The Letterbox - (29 Apr 2008)
  • Modern Times
    • Screw You - (26 Oct 2006)
    • The Best Diet Ever - (7 Mar 2007)
    • That's Not A Diamond - That's My Late Husband - (12 Mar 2007)
    • Packaging My High Blood Pressure - (29 Mar 2007)
    • BA Do It Again - (22 Apr 2007)
    • Invasion Of The Plastic Ducks - (29 Jun 2007)
    • Enough Said - (18 Sep 2007)
    • Insurance Is A Dirty Word - (27 Sep 2007)
    • Fuck You - (24 Jan 2008)
    • The Protection Racket - (9 Feb 2008)
    • Fuck You Too - (11 Mar 2008)
    • Bear Faced Stupidity - (14 Mar 2008)
    • The Complaint Game - (3 Apr 2008)
    • Fuck You And Your Dog - (10 Apr 2008)
    • Fuck You - Break A Leg Why Don't You - (27 May 2008)
    • Bom, Bom, Bom, Bom, Bom, Bom, Bom, Bom - (3 Jun 2008)
    • John Lewis And The Disappearing Bowls - (15 Jul 2008)
  • NFL
    • Say Thanks and Goodbye to Tim Brown - (7 Jul 2005)
    • Now It's Goodbye To Rich Gannon - (6 Aug 2005)
    • At Last Sky Reveals All - (28 Aug 2005)
    • Jerry Rice - The GOAT - Retires - (5 Sep 2005)
    • Carolina On My Mind - (18 Sep 2005)
    • The Indianapolis Colts - (4 Nov 2005)
    • Superbowl XL - Another Dubious Prediction - (15 Nov 2005)
    • What To Do With Unruly Football Fans - (19 Jan 2006)
    • Go Seahawks - (2 Feb 2006)
    • Another Superbowl And Another Loss - (7 Feb 2006)
    • I Used To Be Ready For Some Football - (28 Nov 2006)
    • When The Saints Go Marching In - (15 Jan 2007)
    • Those Cheating Indianapolis Colts - Champions Of The World? - (5 Feb 2007)
    • So Long Randy - (1 May 2007)
    • Goodbye NFL Germany - (30 Jun 2007)
    • Go Raiders - (5 Sep 2007)
    • Let's Have The NFL Superbowl Next Week And Get It Over With - (5 Nov 2007)
    • It Seems So Long Ago - (3 Dec 2007)
    • Minus Four - (21 Jan 2008)
  • Our American Friends
    • Asteroid Busting Agency - (1 Jun 2005)
    • American Comment on London Attack - (8 Jul 2005)
    • San Andreas Sex - (26 Jul 2005)
    • Spotted Dick And Blue Peter - (5 Aug 2005)
    • The Warped Hypocrisy Of American Republican Politicians - (20 Aug 2005)
    • The Great Aid Bonfire - (20 Sep 2005)
    • Let's Cheer The Good People Of Dover, Pennsylvania - (26 Sep 2005)
    • How Johnny Depp Saved Us From The Queue From Hell - (29 Sep 2005)
    • This Country Called America - (7 Oct 2005)
    • Teaching The Art Of Making Tea To Sceptical Americans - (14 Oct 2005)
    • Official Cows And Mad Officials - (15 Oct 2005)
    • The T-Shirt Does The Trick Again - (18 Oct 2005)
    • What The Basking Shark Owes The USA - (28 Nov 2005)
    • Captain Jack Sparrow, The Rolling Stones And Janet Jackson's Nipple - (7 Feb 2006)
    • This Strange Relationship Between Jesus And The American Right Wing - (13 Apr 2006)
    • And God Said 'Let There Be Hurricanes' - (22 May 2006)
    • When Did America Start To Go Wrong? - (29 May 2006)
    • U-571 - (22 Aug 2006)
    • The Strange Act Of James Smithson - (6 Oct 2006)
    • The Americans And The Vagina - (9 Mar 2007)
    • The Comedy And The Tragedy Of The USA - (26 Mar 2007)
    • The White Woman. The Black Man. Are They Just What The Republicans Want? - (24 Jan 2008)
    • Round And Round And Round - (7 Jul 2008)
  • PC and Other Nonsense
    • My Dog is Not My Daughter - (29 May 2005)
    • Better than Hell and Damnation then - (2 Jun 2005)
    • Taking our Dogs for a Walk Along the, er, Earthwork - (28 Jun 2005)
    • The Evil Spawned By The Child-Proof Pill Bottle - (3 Aug 2005)
    • Forums That Suck - (12 Sep 2005)
    • Thingy - (10 Nov 2005)
    • What Kind Of Damaged Adults Are We Raising? - (5 Mar 2006)
    • Hereford Livestock Market Will Never Be Quite The Same Again - (30 Jun 2006)
    • Clever? Can't Be Clever. It's Not Allowed - (3 Aug 2006)
    • Is Political Correctness A Disease? - (3 Aug 2006)
    • Tom, Jerry, George, Groucho And WC - (30 Aug 2006)
    • Bone Of Contention - (24 Aug 2007)
    • Make The Punishment Fit The Crime - (5 Sep 2007)
    • Now They've Got It In For My Wine - (16 Oct 2007)
    • Conkered - (18 Oct 2007)
    • My Wine Is Reprieved But The BBC Stay Silent - (23 Oct 2007)
    • Every Terrorist Group Needs A Name - (22 Nov 2007)
  • Personal
    • Just Point Me to the Cheese - (3 Jun 2005)
    • Thanks for the Soundtrack - (2 Jul 2005)
    • The Incomparable Brian Wilson - (5 Jul 2005)
    • Rice Genome Unravelled At Last - (10 Aug 2005)
    • The Allure Of The Female Breast - (16 Aug 2005)
    • Until I Find You - (24 Aug 2005)
    • The School Reunion - (24 Aug 2005)
    • The Smoking Ban - (12 Sep 2005)
    • The New Reality Of Reality TV - (13 Sep 2005)
    • The Curse Of Rupert Murdoch - (20 Sep 2005)
    • What You Didn't Believe When Your Parents Told You - (24 Sep 2005)
    • Supermarket Checkout Training - (24 Sep 2005)
    • Cold Turkey - (3 Oct 2005)
    • Satellite Susan - (8 Oct 2005)
    • This Not Smoking Thing - (25 Oct 2005)
    • Unemployable - (25 Oct 2005)
    • Isn't This What Gatso's Were Made For? - (16 Nov 2005)
    • Notes Left By Feuding Offspring - (16 Nov 2005)
    • Uncharitable Anger - (21 Nov 2005)
    • And Just Where Is The Grass Greener? - (6 Dec 2005)
    • Me, The NHS And The First 100 Days - (23 Dec 2005)
    • Angry With EBay, Angry With Lennox - (10 Jan 2006)
    • The 7x7 Meme - (23 Jan 2006)
    • Just Give Me Some Of That Rock And Roll Disease - (23 Jan 2006)
    • I'm Getting So Tired Of The Word 'Designer' - (13 Feb 2006)
    • I Was Under The Impression Credit Cards Were Easy To Get - (18 Feb 2006)
    • It's Those Little Noises That Give The Game Away - (9 Apr 2006)
    • Sericulture - (23 Apr 2006)
    • Comic Life - (23 May 2006)
    • First Birthday - (25 May 2006)
    • My One And Only Regrettable Football Story - (31 May 2006)
    • Watching All The Trains Go By - (19 Jun 2006)
    • The Art Of String Juggling - (21 Jun 2006)
    • Those Little Things - (5 Jul 2006)
    • Shine On You Crazy Diamond - (11 Jul 2006)
    • The Fate Of Greyhounds - (18 Jul 2006)
    • In The Heat Of Shame - (26 Jul 2006)
    • Being Overwhelmed, My Feminine Side And Where To Go On My Holidays - (31 Jul 2006)
    • Arthur Lee And Love - (5 Aug 2006)
    • The Nightmare Of The Modern Airport - (14 Aug 2006)
    • Can It Possibly Be True That Anyone Actually Likes PayPal? - (23 Aug 2006)
    • Whatever Happened To Television? - (27 Aug 2006)
    • Goodbye To Airfix - (31 Aug 2006)
    • A Little Piece Of The World Of Faustina Black - (2 Sep 2006)
    • Keeping Your Hat In Good Shape - (19 Sep 2006)
    • Mr. Drewnicki - (21 Sep 2006)
    • I Can't Reach The Sick Bag - (4 Oct 2006)
    • And So It Begins - (6 Oct 2006)
    • Why Doesn't Delaware Like Me? - (7 Oct 2006)
    • Niagara In The Snow - (12 Oct 2006)
    • The Domino Effect That Started In Toronto - (18 Oct 2006)
    • Arachnophobia - (26 Oct 2006)
    • Dog Talk - (24 Nov 2006)
    • A Note To My Future Self - (9 Dec 2006)
    • The Things I'd Be Glad To Leave Behind Me In Britain - (12 Dec 2006)
    • Lighter - (23 Dec 2006)
    • The Invisible Man - (29 Dec 2006)
    • Indoors Daylight - (5 Jan 2007)
    • Images On My Mobile #1 - (13 Jan 2007)
    • Images On My Mobile #2 - (13 Jan 2007)
    • I Nearly Had To Eat My Hat - (23 Jan 2007)
    • Bats, Hamsters And The Men Who Live In The Garage - (2 Feb 2007)
    • Somebody - (16 Feb 2007)
    • The Applegate House - (19 Feb 2007)
    • Another Ten Years - (15 Mar 2007)
    • My BMW Z3 Paralysis - (21 Mar 2007)
    • The Genuine Panama Hat - (13 Apr 2007)
    • What Are The Liberal Democrats Frightened Off? - (5 May 2007)
    • Cured - (11 May 2007)
    • The Grand Canyon And JDOCD Group Therapy - (17 May 2007)
    • Las Vegas Airport - (22 May 2007)
    • All Those Things I Said About Las Vegas - (24 May 2007)
    • My New Hat - (25 May 2007)
    • A Grand Day Out - (25 May 2007)
    • Geological Orgasms - (26 May 2007)
    • The Internet's A Funny Old Thing - (27 May 2007)
    • Two Candles - (31 May 2007)
    • The Heights And Depths Of Vancouver - (2 Jun 2007)
    • Why A Ship Is A She - (3 Jun 2007)
    • Whale Watching Off Eagle Point - (3 Jun 2007)
    • Those Awfully Nice Canadians - (9 Jun 2007)
    • The Good, The Bad, The Toyota and The Alfa - (19 Jun 2007)
    • I Can Help - (21 Jun 2007)
    • Visa Have Stolen Some Of My Money - (3 Jul 2007)
    • What Do Oxford, Cambridge And Dover Have In Common? - (13 Jul 2007)
    • Hiatus - (20 Jul 2007)
    • Not So Dandy - (4 Aug 2007)
    • The Genuine Panama Hat - Again - (11 Sep 2007)
    • The Men's Room At The Corcoran - (6 Oct 2007)
    • Sally The Post Girl - (29 Oct 2007)
    • London Cheesecake - (4 Nov 2007)
    • Where Is That Secret Place That Cutlery Goes? - (8 Nov 2007)
    • Friends - (18 Nov 2007)
    • The East German Border Guard's Hat - (25 Nov 2007)
    • Where Has This Been All My Life - (1 Dec 2007)
    • Unzippoed - (7 Dec 2007)
    • Christmas Shopping - (14 Dec 2007)
    • Insurgent Icing - (18 Dec 2007)
    • Christmas Again - (23 Dec 2007)
    • Welcome To 2008 - (1 Jan 2008)
    • The Word For The Start Of The New Year - (3 Jan 2008)
    • Beep Beep - (7 Jan 2008)
    • When Jack Ran Out Of Teeth - (22 Jan 2008)
    • Still Here - (6 Feb 2008)
    • A View From The Larger Side Of Life - (8 Feb 2008)
    • The Winter Wardrobe - (19 Feb 2008)
    • Charitable Accounting - (6 Mar 2008)
    • Hospital Furniture - (17 Apr 2008)
    • How To Make A London Cheesecake - (5 May 2008)
    • Three Years Old - (25 May 2008)
    • The Voice - (28 May 2008)
    • Conversations With A Wife #1 - (1 Jun 2008)
    • Spotted In A Shop Window - (26 Jun 2008)
    • The Secret Life Of Cutlery Revisited - (10 Jul 2008)
    • Perfect! - (16 Jul 2008)
    • Conversations With A Wife #2 - (18 Jul 2008)
    • When Is A London Cheesecake Not A London Cheesecake? - (23 Jul 2008)
  • Politics
    • Why Are These Two Men Holding Hands? - (13 Jun 2005)
    • Why is the British Media so Quiet? - (14 Jun 2005)
    • Where Are Our Journalists? - (16 Jun 2005)
    • The Problems The Metropolitan Police Have Created - (18 Aug 2005)
    • The Witanagemot Club - (27 Aug 2005)
    • The Dangers Of Criticising Israel - (17 Sep 2005)
    • What Tony Said To Rupert About What The Beeb Said About George - (26 Sep 2005)
    • Todays Recipe - (27 Oct 2005)
    • The Witanagemot Club And Strange Bedfellows - (15 Nov 2005)
    • Do We Actually Need The Home Office Anymore? - (17 Nov 2005)
    • A Plea From A Non-Conservative - (22 Nov 2005)
    • Why Our Police Lose The Public Relations Battle - (23 Nov 2005)
    • So Just What Does The Labour Party Think Of England? - (30 Nov 2005)
    • A Warm Welcome to Tom Paine and The Last Ditch - (30 Nov 2005)
    • Mad Scot Prescribes His Own Doom - (6 Dec 2005)
    • How Much Of My Income Tax Gets Spent On Me - (8 Dec 2005)
    • What Did The Stuarts Ever Do For Us? - (19 Dec 2005)
    • The Parliament Cannot Be Found - (19 Dec 2005)
    • Comrade Clarke Wants To Know Just Where You've Been - (23 Dec 2005)
    • Beware This South African Who Speaks With Forked Tongue - (30 Dec 2005)
    • Boots - The One That Used To Be A Chemist - (30 Dec 2005)
    • 'Wah-Wee' - Or Should That Be 'Wee-Wah'? - (3 Jan 2006)
    • Give Me Back Democracy - (10 Jan 2006)
    • The Complete Idiot's Guide To Britishness - (16 Jan 2006)
    • Jack Straw - Twat Of The Week - (7 Feb 2006)
    • Yesterday Russia - Today England - (14 Feb 2006)
    • Did I Really Just Say I Liked And Respected A Labour MP? - (18 Feb 2006)
    • It Seems Wales Is Having A Problem With Democracy - (19 Feb 2006)
    • Passive Statistics - (19 Feb 2006)
    • The Wrong Man - (23 Feb 2006)
    • Power To The People - (27 Feb 2006)
    • Hoon And The Power Game - (27 Feb 2006)
    • The Bad Smell Of British Justice - (28 Feb 2006)
    • And Another Labour Scot Says 'No' To The English - (10 Mar 2006)
    • Could Charles Clarke Be More Insulting? - (10 Mar 2006)
    • The Polls Are Still Open - (11 Mar 2006)
    • Scots Can See Clearer Pound Signs - (1 Apr 2006)
    • Me? Fund Political Parties? You Must Be Joking. Not Even For A Knighthood! - (4 Apr 2006)
    • Political Complacency - (18 Apr 2006)
    • Must Be That Welsh Air - (30 Apr 2006)
    • Scotland's Empire Goes From Strength To Strength - (6 May 2006)
    • What A Sad Week For Our Country - (10 May 2006)
    • Flying The Flag - (22 May 2006)
    • The Meaning Of Life - (23 May 2006)
    • The State Of State Pensions - (26 May 2006)
    • The Postman And The Disengaging Jaw - (3 Jun 2006)
    • Softly, Softly - (6 Jun 2006)
    • The Shameful Hypocrites Who Masquerade As Our Representatives - (14 Jun 2006)
    • Angry And Smokin' - (21 Jun 2006)
    • Parliament Gets There In The End - (2 Jul 2006)
    • The Success Of Not Finding Any Weapons - (2 Jul 2006)
    • Israel - (27 Jul 2006)
    • The Politics Of Multiculturalism - (27 Jul 2006)
    • The Eyes Have It - (4 Aug 2006)
    • Why Are We At Security Threat Critical? - (13 Aug 2006)
    • Sometimes You Just Have To Stand Up And Be Counted - (24 Aug 2006)
    • Mad Scots And Englishmen - (16 Sep 2006)
    • The Witanagemot Petition For An English Parliament - (30 Oct 2006)
    • Ken - (31 Oct 2006)
    • Liars, Hypocrites and Crybabies - (14 Nov 2006)
    • We The Undersigned Petition The Prime Minister... - (23 Nov 2006)
    • The Sound Of Marching Jackboots - (23 Apr 2007)
    • What The History Books Will Say About Tony Blair - (1 May 2007)
    • What Have New Labour Done For Us? - (3 May 2007)
    • When Will The Tories Stop Sounding Like Labour? - (8 May 2007)
    • David Cameron In At The Shallow End - (10 May 2007)
    • The Day Democracy Died - (16 May 2007)
    • The Oath Of The Unwelcome Prime Minister - (20 Jun 2007)
    • Respect Parliament? - (21 Jun 2007)
    • I've Dropped My Harmonica Albert - (10 Jul 2007)
    • The Air That We Breathe - (11 Jul 2007)
    • Let's Run This Up The Flagpole - (30 Jul 2007)
    • The State Is Mother, The State Is Father - (2 Aug 2007)
    • Me? Vote Conservative? - (7 Aug 2007)
    • The Wall Of Steel Between Us And Them - (1 Sep 2007)
    • I Want A Referendum And I Want It Now - (10 Sep 2007)
    • The Rolling Housing Estates Of England - (14 Sep 2007)
    • Hip Hip Hip Hip Hooray - (24 Sep 2007)
    • Dopey Dave - (16 Oct 2007)
    • A Bumper Scottish Harvest - (23 Oct 2007)
    • The Tories Edging Closer - (29 Oct 2007)
    • Enoch Powell, The Rivers Of Blood And The Cul De Sac Of Fear - (5 Nov 2007)
    • Depressed And Lucky - (9 Nov 2007)
    • The Welshman, The Scotsman And The Englishman - (3 Mar 2008)
    • The Barnett Quick Fix - (8 Apr 2008)
    • What A Load Of Rubbish - (14 Apr 2008)
    • The Limp Wristed Tories - (21 Apr 2008)
    • The English Claim Of Right - (23 Apr 2008)
    • Is Your Neighbour Eating Chocolate? - (8 May 2008)
    • All Change - (24 May 2008)
    • Taxing - (13 Jul 2008)
  • Religion
    • No Wonder these People are Despised - (15 Jun 2005)
    • God's Equality - (26 Jul 2005)
    • Did Osman Hussain Just Confess? - (31 Jul 2005)
    • There Always Seems To Be A 'But...' - (4 Aug 2005)
    • Contradictory Baptists - (17 Aug 2005)
    • The Prophet Muhammad Would Surely Be Appalled - (28 Aug 2005)
    • Onward Christian Soldiers - (7 Dec 2005)
    • Christians: 1 - Lions: 0 - (8 Dec 2005)
    • The Rise Of Wicca In The Face Of The Christian Onslaught - (2 Feb 2006)
    • Cartoons Bad, Heroin Good - (7 Feb 2006)
    • Hear Yea, Hear Yea. Stoning At Trafalgar Square, Thursday At Noon - (19 Feb 2006)
    • Iranian Fatwa Approves Use Of Nuclear Weapons They Are Not Building - (19 Feb 2006)
    • Holy History! - (27 Feb 2006)
    • And I Thought I Knew What Tolerance Meant - (20 Mar 2006)
    • Now They've Gone And Given Jesus A Rocket-Launcher - (10 Jun 2006)
    • Intelligent Design - (3 Sep 2006)
    • A Matter Of Language - (19 Oct 2006)
    • Veiled Communication - (10 Nov 2006)
    • Whatever You Do, Don't Get Raped In Pakistan - (19 Nov 2006)
    • Barbarism Twenty First Century Style - (22 Apr 2007)
    • My God Is Better Than Your God - (16 Jul 2007)
    • Blasphemer - (10 Jan 2008)
  • Rules and Red Tape
    • And So The Interrogation Begins... - (30 Jul 2005)
    • The Inland Revenue Give Me A Present - (16 Aug 2005)
    • Time To Recycle Recycling - (14 May 2006)
    • The Honesty Button Or How The Co-Op Passed The Buck - (13 Jul 2006)
    • HIP's - Good Idea Wasted - (16 May 2007)
    • Wet Money - (15 Nov 2007)
  • Travel
    • The Tipping Dilemma - (13 Sep 2007)
    • Hotel Washington - (5 Oct 2007)
    • Dark Glasses, Dark Suits and Earpieces - (5 Oct 2007)
    • The Dilemma Of The Suitcase - (7 Jun 2008)
    • Two Things I Never Thought I'd Do - (12 Jun 2008)
    • Desperately Seeking Susan - (20 Jun 2008)
    • And Another Thing I Never Thought I'd Do - (20 Jun 2008)
    • When Hotels Go Bad - (25 Jun 2008)
    • The Hat Room - (25 Jun 2008)
    • I Left My Tan In San Francisco - (28 Jun 2008)
    • All The Way From Minneapolis - (4 Jul 2008)

• People
  • Great People
    • God Bless You Mr. Vonnegut - (12 Apr 2007)
    • Parky - (26 Jun 2007)
  • Movie People
    • My Wife Caught JDOCD from an Infected DVD - (13 Jun 2005)
    • JDOCD and Charlie Hysteria - (20 Jun 2005)
    • Does Tom Hanks hold Two Urinating Records? - (30 Jun 2005)
    • Tom Cruise, Scientology and a Great Paragraph - (6 Jul 2005)
    • JDOCD Sufferers Plan London Blitz - (6 Jul 2005)
    • JDOCD Sufferers Will Be There In Droves - (16 Jul 2005)
    • The JDOCD Charlie Brigade - (29 Jul 2005)
    • Another JDOCD Moment To Remember - (29 Jul 2005)
    • JDOCD Support Group Pay A Visit - (31 Jul 2005)
    • JDOCD And The Errant Plumber - (5 Aug 2005)
    • The Secret Language Of JDOCD - (10 Aug 2005)
    • What The JDOCD Sufferer Really Wants - (22 Aug 2005)
    • Walt Can Stop Turning In His Grave - (22 Sep 2005)
    • The Latest Panic Of The American JDOCD Sufferer - (15 Nov 2005)
    • JDOCD And That Shirt - (4 Dec 2005)
    • And The Least Annoying Award Goes To... - (29 Dec 2005)
    • The Desperate Measure Of The American JDOCD Victim - (23 Jan 2006)
    • JDOCD And The Secret Art Of Fan Fiction - (30 Jan 2006)
    • A Tip For Charities: Harness The Power Of JDOCD - (7 Feb 2006)
    • New JDOCD Support Group - (8 Feb 2006)
    • The Lingering Sigh Of American JDOCD Sufferers - (11 Mar 2006)
    • The JDOCD Image Horde - (12 Apr 2006)
    • JDOCD Fever Is Upon Us Again - (30 Apr 2006)
    • RIP