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Conversations With A Wife #3

Posted on August 24, 2008 in The Other Half by Andy @ Yellow Swordfish5 Comments »

She finally wakes up and comes downstairs to join me still looking half asleep and gazes out into space through bleary, half-open eyes.

“I had a nightmare” she murmurs. I make the appropriate sympathetic noises.

“I was at some kind of party or something with lots of celebrities. I was talking to Martin Landau”. It becomes clear suddenly.

“Ah”, says I, “you had a Depp meeting”.

“No”, she responds sadly. “He wasn’t there…”

There is a slight pause before she adds

“…that’s probably why it was a nightmare”.

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5 Responses to “Conversations With A Wife #3”

on 24 Aug 2008 at 9:30 pm1Bob Brague

She’s got it bad, and that ain’t good…

Bob Bragues last blog post..It’s Sunday. Let’s do something religious.
on 25 Aug 2008 at 3:18 pm2Jansy

roflmao…Andy, I just LOVE your wife!!!! Would you please tell her she has my sympathies…um…about the nightmare. LOL
on 25 Aug 2008 at 4:54 pm3Andy @ Yellow Swordfish

@Jansy: Goes without saying
on 25 Aug 2008 at 7:01 pm4Jeni

Aww poor Mrs YSF. A blind date party and you’re expecting JD and get Martin Landau. Hmm I can see why she was upset. Tell her it could have been worse. It could have been Tom Cruise.
on 26 Dec 2008 at 4:23 am5Elizabeth

Andy, I have so loved reading your JDOCD entries throughout the years. You must update us on your latest adventures