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The Secret Life Of Cutlery Revisited
Posted on July 10, 2008 in Personal by Andy @ Yellow Swordfish7 Comments »

Last November I wrote a little piece entitled Where Is That Secret Place That Cutlery Goes bemoaning the fact that where there were once six dinner forks taking an inventory will suddenly turn up only five. For all I know this is a universal property of cutlery.

Whatever it is, yesterday’s discovery has left me bemused, confused and somewhat at a loss. I’ll explain.

A few years ago we bought a new set of cutlery – named ‘Roma’ and produced by Royal Doulton. That’s it in the picture. It came with six of everything. As my item last year said, cutlery has an annoying and secret habit of disappearing and at that time we were missing a fork.

At last I have found a source of ‘loose’ cutlery where I can replace the errant piece but before ordering it thought it best to take an inventory just in case another piece had joined the fork in it’s secret place where cutlery goes. The result was an eye-opener:

  • 6 Dinner Knives
  • 6 Dessert Knives
  • 4 Dinner Forks
  • 5 Dessert Forks
  • 6 Soup Spoons
  • 7 Dessert Spoons

 

See – I can deal with the missing forks. I have no idea where they are but I accept their disappearance. What rattled me was, of course, the seventh spoon which raises the awkward question – just what the hell is actually going on in my cutlery drawer

7 Responses to “The Secret Life Of Cutlery Revisited”

  1. on 11 Jul 2008 at 7:48 am1wonkotsane

    They get stolen by Annoia, the god of things that get stuck in the cutlery drawer.

  2. on 11 Jul 2008 at 10:32 am2Andy @ Yellow Swordfish

    @wonkotsane: Well remembered! I don’t recall her being able to turn forks into spoons though but I guess it might be possible…

  3. on 12 Jul 2008 at 1:28 am3thud

    somethings are best left as they are…..I seem to have aquired several cheese knives…as I don’t eat cheese I’m a tad surprised.

    thuds last blog post..Lovely people.

  4. on 12 Jul 2008 at 12:49 pm4Andy @ Yellow Swordfish

    @thud: See… I used to have one of those too…
    How are the fires doing over there?

  5. on 15 Jul 2008 at 2:37 am5Thud

    Andy….as you know temps have been over 100 but the air quality pretty bad..no blue skys and spectacular sunsets…freaking the locals out but it isn’t raining and thats all I care about.

    Thuds last blog post..True Brit 11

  6. on 23 Jul 2008 at 1:41 pm6Tony

    Andy, Like you we want to buy additional items of Roma cutlery but cannot find a source for loose items. Can you tell us where you found such a source please.

    Tony and Veronica Wintin

  7. on 23 Jul 2008 at 1:59 pm7Andy @ Yellow Swordfish

    @Tony: My apologies – I really meant to do that. You need to talk to Mary Crisp at Cutlery Search. My new pieces arrived just a couple of days ago and all was well. Good luck!

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