Spotted this tacked to a farmers gate in the village this afternoon. I nearly missed it as I was trying to work out where the blossom falling from the sky was coming from until my wife informed me it was snow.

Whoever is responsible for this poster really does need some counselling as they are quite clearly extremely confused. In case you are unable to read the small print I will save you the trouble and your eyesight:

Put on your red and white and come along to the village hall to celebrate with us.
Tickets to include a traditional British meal of Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding and a very English Pud!!

I don’t know… the older generation of today eh? Not like they were when I was a lad.

Perhaps I should help them out with some Tippex.