A couple of weeks ago I wrote about my wife and her JDOCD friends gathering in Los Angeles for some group ‘therapy’. They all had, of course, a great time feasting on all things Depp and re-enforcing their suffering with a string of Depp-related activities which included pilgrimages to Grauman’s Chinese Theatre to sink their toes into ‘those’ footprints and to the Hollywood Walk of Fame to find ‘that’ pavement embedded star.

Other organised events included eating in a restaurant with a view of the Depp residence; taking the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ ride in Disneyland; the marathon showing of back to back ‘Pirates’ films and, no doubt, tying to outdo each other with JDOCD related stories.

And, for a change, I have a picture to illustrate the serious and debilitating effects of JDOCD. Here you see one of the group – ‘TJ’ – down on her hands and knees polishing the star! Now, if you saw someone down on their hands and knees polishing up a bit of dirty pavement your natural reaction would be to think that they were, perhaps, not completely right in the head. This is JDOCD for you. See where it leads?

I also have it on good authority that the only thing they could muster up between them to perform this act of humiliation, was an Anne Summers ‘Buzz Wipe’.